Showing posts with label sean avery sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sean avery sucks. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2008

Snack Attack

As I mentioned earlier, the Pens won yesterday 2-0. It was a defensive game, with both goaltendersplaying very well, and it certainly was a hard hitting affair.

SS Gill and Big Georges handled their business with Mr. Avery (see last post) and the Flower kept his sheet clean in the net. Overall it was an awesome effort all around.

And check out this video - it may be the sweetest in person video that I've seen from the Igloo, and for those of you that don't know, it's Snack's Enemy #1 getting his face beat on by SS and Georges. I love how Talbot, Malone and Scuds all turn around to protect the big guys from the rest of the pissed of Rangers. Hell, Flower even jumps in and grabs somebody, all culminating in the celebration behind the net. Whoever shot this is the man, except the audio is a lil suspicious to say the least...

By the by, I have a couple of insiders down at the Igloo, and I'm not the only one who has a problem with Avery - you can now include the staff of the Igloo ice surface. Apparently while they were cleaning the corners of ice shavings before one of the periods, Avery and his "friends" decided to make fun of them and harass them, so much so that the referee came over and put them in their place.

My old man used to work on the ice crew, and said if that happened in his day, they woulda just slapped him with their shovel. I, for one, would like to volunteer my services as an "ice man" for game 5 (if we even need it).

Watch your back Avery, Snack's off the latter part of this week, and he's not above coming up to NYC to pay you a little visit...

Until lata, when Diego plans on sending me his MMH for yinz...

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sean Avery is a WOMAN

As the Pens lead 1-0 in the late third period of game two, SS Gill was called for a cross check on the biggest pansy in the NHL, Sean Avery. They complained about the Pens diving, but he fell down, brings Gill along with him and gets a penalty called...

We'll have a recap up soon from the game, but I felt I had to post this - it was that horrible. He doesn't have the nuts to do anything but cry like a girl and pose for fashion shoots.

Leave the NHL, you don't deserve to wear a uniform, WOMAN.

By the way Avery, I'm not scared of you - Big Snack will put you in your place, punk...

Sorry, it had to be said...

UPDATE - HAHAHA YOU SUCK AVERY, you and your Rangers can go home and cry in Central Park, cause we're going to the Garden up 2-0...

GO PENS, SUCK IT AVERY!!!

SUPER SWEET UPDATE - PNA would like to thank SS Gill and Big Georges for their thorough beat down of Avery at the end of the game...Gill looked like he was about to eat Avery's children, and Georges came in with his fists flyin'.

Hey Sean, I bet you feel like a real tough guy knowing you just had your life saved by a referee - try that stuff in Game three and watch what happens to you.

You just started a war with two very, very large men (three if you include me), and it's a war you CANNOT win. Even if the Rangers make a miracle comeback and beat us, you can bet your sweet ass Avery won't be walking right by the end of the series...

GO PENS!!!