Friday, November 23, 2007

Video Game of the Week...

Well boys and girls, its time for Big Snack himself to let you all in on what game he's been wasting his life on in the Greenfield Penthouse as I like to call it...

This week's game is, and those of you who know me already know what I'm gonna say, is Guitar Hero III-Legends of Rock. I know, this game does not seem like something Snack would normally be into, but the soundtrack is absolutely kickass and the players you can create are cool as hell...

And another thing that makes this game so great is the pop culture signifigance it olds...It was the basis for an entire episode of South Park, and anything good enough for Cartman and Kyle and friends is good enough for Snack and Diego and friends...

I think the best part has to be the feeling the game gives you...after you perform an especially stirring version of "Devil Went Down to Georgia", where you have to beat Lou the Devil to advance, you feel like you really are a rock legend...

This game is the shit...

All in all, Snack gives it 5 Irons outta 5...This game had it's haters (you know who you are), but once you pick up the axe and start wailing away like Slash (and also with Slash in the game) there's nothing you can do but enjoy every head-banging, groupie-banging moment of it...

ROCK ON!!!!

PS: Hopefully next week, with a little help from PNA marketing manager Tito "I'm just a lil' guy" Hahn, we'll have the competing music game, Rock Band to review...With Tito on drums, our boy Seankidd on bass, Snack on lead guitar and Diego on vocals, I don't see how it could go wrong...HAHAHAHAHA


Pens win, Some links and Video Game of the Week...

Well sports fans, first and foremost, congrats are in order for our Pittsburgh Pens who defeated the Senators last night 6-5 in a shootout. Jarko Ruutu scored the deciding goal on an amazing fake-then-thru-the-5-hole move that left Ottawa crying in whatever it is those damn Canadians cry in...

Player of the game goes to Ryan Malone, who scored two goals and was playing every shift like a man with a mission...The fourth line also looked pretty good, flying all over the ice and hitting anything that moved...We also overcame two seperate two goal deficits, which is a good sign for this team that has had it's heart questioned in recent weeks...Maybe this will be the turning point we're all talking about when we win the Cup...Maybe...

YEA!!! Somebody other then me scored a goal!!!

In football news, yesterday's games were about as exciting as a kick in the balls...Indy, Green Bay and Dallas all won, and all won pretty big...At least Brett Favre and the Pack are a feel good story in this era of Spygate, but I still think the AFC's best would eat their children...

In college football news, USC stayed alive in it's bid for another Rose Bowl birth by beating the hell out of Arizona St...JD Booty didn't play as his name would suggest, throwing for 375 yards and 4 TD's...It's kind of a shame Oregon might miss the Rose Bowl because of the injury to Dixon, but that's the way football is I guess...

Today is also Black Friday, aka the day my crazy mother wakes up at 2:30 AM to go shopping...Jesus H is she wild, but not as bad as those jagoffs going to Grove City at midnight last night...That's all we need; a bunch of overfed, overdrunk bastards driving 100 miles to go fight each other for bargains...I also learned from someone who went last year that most of the people who go are Canadian...I swear those bastards are invading our country one shopping outlet at a time...

Blame Canada...

Finally, check out MLB Trade Rumors, as they still believe Ian Snell is on the block...I don't know why anyone in their right mind would trade someone so young and so good, but if it brings us closer to winning (I don't really see how it can) I guess I'm ok with it...

I am going to post a new segment later today called Snack's Video Game of the Week, which will let yinz know what game the big guy is playing on the regular and why it's so sweet...Until lata...


Thursday, November 22, 2007

Pens Suck, Happy Turkey Day...

The Pens lost again last night, 2-1, ruining Lil' Snack's first night back in the 'Burgh...Luckily for him, the South Side offered many concoctions to ease his pain...

Happy Turkey Day all, I'll have a post up tomorrow...


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Monday Morning Hangover...(Part 2)

Well boys and girls if the losses of Pitt and the Pens weren’t enough for ya on Saturday, we also got served a hot steaming pile of garbage by the Steelers on Sunday afternoon. After sitting around and watching the home teams lose on Saturday, I remember thinking, gee at least the Steelers are playing the Jets tomorrow so I still have that, and the weekend isn’t totally ruined. Sadly, I was wrong, and for those of you that know me, I am sure you're shocked to see me write those words, as me being wrong is such a rare occurrence and all. I digress back to the Steelers whose bed shitting on Sunday against the hapless Jets frustrated me to no end.

I don’t know what is with the 'Lers, but it’s pretty obvious that they are not getting very fired up on the road against non-divisional opponents. The Steelers are lacking motivation on the road and I’m not sure if it is because of the weak record of their road opponents, or because they are missing that team leader that can properly get them frenzied to the point they are ready to destroy anything that moves. I agree, some good choices were made in this game, such as the decision to pooch kick all day and avoid Leon Washington returns, but the good choices or plays were few and far between on this disappointing Sunday.

The game started out a lot like last weekend with the Browns, and another QB no one has ever heard of prior to this year, moving the ball down the field quickly and getting out to a quick touchdown lead on a play action pass to the tight end on second and goal. The action was slow moving in this one folks, with the Steelers stalling out on drives. The blitzing linebackers and secondary of the Jets defense, which came ready to play, were constantly bombarding Ben on third down. Furthermore, the Jets secondary managed to keep our wide receivers in tight coverage all day, especially after the loss of sophomore phenom Santonio Holmes, which may keep him out of the game against the Dolphins Monday night. This tight coverage and the fact that the Steelers kept extra tight ends and backs in the backfield to block limited Ben’s options and resulted in him being sacked 7 times on the day (the Jets had just 9 sacks the entire first half of the year).

Catch the F-ing ball jagoffs...

Two of the main problems for the Steelers on Sunday were offensive line play and big defensive penalties. Early on in the game the Jets were confusing the Steelers o-line by continuously bringing pressure from all over the field and staying in the face of Big Ben. This approach was working nicely as Ben’s patented, scramble out of the pocket and heave one down field passes, were limited and mostly resulted in drops, bad passes, sacks, or a throw away. As for the defense, the penalties came at the worst possible times and they allowed the Jets to hang around and stay in the game. The worst one coming when Larry Foote was called for defensive holding on a play that would have resulted in the Steelers regaining possession after Keisel smacked Clemens and he fumbled the ball out of the end zone. Holding calls, pass interference, and roughing the passer were all calls that crippled the Steelers on Sunday.

All in all this game sucked for the Steelers, even though we came back and had a chance to win the whole thing, this had to be their worst game of the year. The 'Lers have to step their game up next week because even though Miami is winless this year they will be hungry for a win and surely will try to give the Steelers their best knock out punch on national TV Monday night.


Monday Morning Hangover...(Part 1)

After a long weekend filled with frustration Diego is back to bring you the Monday Morning Hangover. This weekend just about sucked in the world of sports here in the Burgh. To me it was one disappointment after the other, but I guess you’ll have that sometimes.

First up Saturday was the return of Pitt football against Big East opponent Rutgers. Two of the most prominent running backs in the Big East were featured in this match up Saturday afternoon, Ray Rice of Rutgers and freshman Shady McCoy of Pitt. Unfortunately for Pitt, Shady could never get it going, gaining just 60 yards on 22 carries. Rice, on the other hand, managed to have a good day against the recently improved Pitt defense, rushing for 112 yards and a TD. The superior play of the running game for Rutgers helped them to a victory by the score of 20-16.

Here's an idea, Bostick, why don't you try not to suck?

The real turning point of the game came on a bogus call by the men in stripes. After Bostick passed for a TD to Oderick Turner, the call was reversed because Turner was flagged for interference for pushing off the corner back. This play absolutely turned the game in favor for Rutgers as McCourty picked off a pass on the very next play of the game, tumbling over all of the momentum that was built up by Pitt. Despite all that the defense played strong and Pitt got 3 turnovers in the first half, they still could not translate them into points on the board.

With only 4 wins on the season, this would have to be considered an unsuccessful one, unless we can somehow ruin the National Championship hopes of WVU and beat them in the backyard brawl on December 1st. The only way I see this happening is if Wannastache sells his soul to the devil himself, but I guess we can keep hope alive for a Christmas miracle. With all expectation of a bowl game diminished for Pitt, the only thing us Pitt football fans have left to hold out hope for is that we can spoil the season for tens of thousands of cousin loving West Virginia fans, who will be eagerly waiting to set couches ablaze on that cold December night.

It's Saturday night now and it's the Pens chance to make it two in a row at home against the New York Rangers. After an encouraging victory at home Thursday night against the Islanders, coming on a game winner coming from non other then big Georges, the Pens stepped into Mellon Arena looking to keep the wins coming in front of the home crowd. This would be no easy task against surging Rangers and their goalie Henrik Lundqvist, one of the best keepers in the league so far this year, allowing less then 2 goals a game thus far.

Kick his ass, C-Bass...

The Pens came out moving the puck nicely and looking like they were carrying momentum over from the win on Thursday night. The first goal came thanks to a move made by Thierren who decided to pair up Sid on the penalty kill with Maxime Talbot. This adjustments paid dividends early as Sid set up Talbot perfectly to connect on a short-handed goal. The Pens cashed in for the second time in the first period when Crosby beat kind Henri for his 11th goal of the season.

In the second period the Pens seemed to lose their mojo as the Rangers managed to tie up the game 2-2 with two goals coming by way of ex-Pens defenseman Michael Rozsival. The Pens were riddled by penalties all night and it came back to haunt them when Girardi beat Fleury, on the Rangers fifth power play attempt, and gained the lead for the Rangers. The third period was a power struggle with the Pens fighting hard to tie the game up and force over-time. At 10:39 Sykora scored his 9th goal knotting it up at 3-3. In overtime, Jason Strudwick, a man who hasn’t scored since he did it against the Pens January 2006, put a shot past Fluery ending the Pens comeback.

This wasn’t the best game I saw them play all year, but it wasn’t the worst either. It was good to see the Pens scoring early especially against the likes of Lundqvist who has been a top-notch goalie this year. However, it is quite the disturbing trend that the Pens are showing in terms of blowing early game and multi-goal, leads. Fleury made some clutch saves early on keeping the Pens in the game and helping to get them fired up, but the team seemed to have trouble playing with passion in the 2nd period. Playing with passion and playing with discipline has troubled the Pens all year long and if their play doesn’t get more consistent soon we are going to be the bottom dwellers of the Atlantic conference for some time. Thierren has been making some smart moves on the ice as far as lineups go and with a couple extra days off the Pens should be fresh and ready to go Wednesday night against the Devils.


Update...

OK boys and girls, here goes whats been going on...Diego is working on his MMH so hopefully we'll have that later today, as well as some links that I'll prolly get up there tonight...the rest of the week will be crazy with Turkey Day and Lil' Snack coming home for the holiday...I gotta drive to Craphio tomorrow so there may not be any new material after today until Friday...

In case I don't see you all, Happy Turkey Day, gobble gobble and all that...Be good and try not to get pinched tomorrow night when you're all hammered and tryin to get home...

Until lata...


Monday, November 19, 2007

We Suck...

OK guys, here's a link from the game yesterday...In short, we sucked, we couldn't tackle, couldn't catch, couldn't do a damn thing...Diego will have more about the game, but for now I leave you with this...GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER STEELERS!!!!

Sunday's Best...