Thursday, December 13, 2007

Diego's Mitchell Report Ramblings (before the report)...

The much-anticipated Mitchell Report drops today at 2PM Eastern Time. This report has to do with the steroid scandal MLB has been facing the last few years. Why doesn’t the MLB relax and just sweep the whole steroid thing under the rug like they do in the NFL? After all, everyone knows that players are cheating in the NFL, (Shawn Merriman, Rodney Harrison, Marcus Stroud… etc) but no one seems really seems to care, or wanna do anything about it, I know it doesn’t bother me if players wanna take the juice. Besides MLB, chicks dig the long ball.

You may want to sit down to read this one… but Pirates president doesn’t expect any current Pirates players to be on the list of 60-80 players named on the Mitchell Report… I am shocked… simply shocked.

(Pic from art.com)

These jagoffs should be forced to take 'roids...

Another bombshell dropped today… Roger Clemens is reportedly listed on the Mitchell Report. The man is older then dirt, but yet still has every top team in baseball bidding, and willing to pay top dollar, for his services, with every passing year. Is it his natural god given ability? I think not. I know people like to talk about his extreme workout program in the off-season, but give me a break. Roger may have found the fountain of youth, too bad it comes inside a syringe that he sticks in his butt. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn half the Yankees roster is juicing, guess we’ll see at 2PM today.

(note from Snack...I'll have a post up right after the names are released, so stop back at PNA to hear our reactions to this reports)

Until lata...


1 comment:

Big Snack said...

Chicks definitely dig the longball...that's why I wasa hoss in the old Greenfield Baseball League...(Diego was on a much worse team that was coached by MY OLD MAN)...Oh yea, and who didn't see this one coming for ole' Roger? I mean the guy is as old as Jesus and he's still throwing a 90mph fastball...shit's wicked...