Friday, February 1, 2008

Link's N'at

So apparently Rudy Gay got a big mouth - he's challenging Dwight "I'm a lot taller then you" Howard to perform a dunk on a 12 foot rim at the Slam Dunk Contest this season...Personally, I think Howard will dunk all over this guy, and he's probably the most athletic mofo in the league...

It appears J.J. Reddick wants out of Orlando. He gets no love from coach Stan Van Gundy, and I never thought he was anything m ore then a Brent Barry type outside shooter anyway...Definitely not worth a top 10 pick...

In other NBA news, Pau Gasol apears headed to L.A. for Kwame Brown, Aaron McKie and a bazillion draft picks...That's just what the Lakers need - another whiny malcontent who makes a ton of money and shows no loyalty to the team that drafted him (yea, I'm talking about you Kobe)...

Ced Wilson's recent problems with his baby's mama just won't go away...According to the lady's lawyer, Ced sent text messages to the father of his ex, calling him a pimp and soforth...It's like a soap opera for Steelers fans. I'm just glad he's our fourth (or hopefully this year fifth) reciever and all of his problems won't really affect anything...I've considered him a bust since we've gotten him, and I think his only contribution this season should be as a punt returner, because God knows "Horrible" Willie Reid can't handle it...

In some celeb funnyness, check out this post on What Would Tyler Durden Do?...It's from the Jimmy Kimmel show, and it's a music video featuring Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon...(make sure the kiddies aren't around when you rock out to this one!)...

And finally, last night, we noticed that LeBron James plays well whenever he's heckled by opposing fans, espcially when they're the jagoffs in the front row who pay thousands for their seats...So we at PNA, and many others in the media, suggest the Cavs hire a professional heckler to follow them around and ride LeBron's ass every time he touches the ball...

We even have a candidate - Jack Welsh, a longtime friend of PNA and bartender down at Archie's on the South Side...He's been a professional heckler since the age of 12 when he used to make little leaguers cry down at Hammer Field and has continued as he's grown to bigger and greener pastures - namely Heinz Field, PNC Park, South Side and Greenfield....Come down on Wednesday nights for cheap ass wings and to watch Jack heckle every and anyone who we don't like...Snack and Diego are usually there, and if you're real lucky, we all may just heckle you...

Until lata, there's a new Swinburna in the works, it's just really long so I might not get it up till tomorrow...

3 comments:

Benny Benack's Ghost said...

Just goes to prove you take the GF outta Magee but you can't take the Magee outta the GF. Jack must take after those Soldier and Sailor fans that sat at the top of the steps.

Bobinkle said...

Google Jack Welsh. You will find links of a superstar.

cookiemonster said...

No offense to PNA - love you guys, but Swinburna should find or start a political blog/site...
Also - thanks liked the 'Green Weenie' I wonder how many new give-aways Pirate Marketing will come up with this year to get bodies in the seats. How many more stupid bobble-heads can they give away???