In honor of the start of probably my least favorite pro sport, basketball, I will bring you my first top ten list. There’s so many possibilities when dealing with the NBA, but the one I have decided to go with is….. The Top 10 Worst Haircuts in the NBA
10. Ben Wallace- What up big perm? I’m betting he has one of those afro picks with the fist on the end of it in his locker. Although he is saving money on haircuts seeing as how he probably hasn’t had one since the early 90’s. I just hope he doesn’t sit in front of me when I go see American Gangster this weekend. Pic
9. Steve Nash- I have to kind of give him a break because he is Canadian, so he probably doesn’t know any better, but this dude and his ever changing wig piece had to make the list because every haircut he rolls with is straight rubbish. I can’t imagine how bad he must get harassed in the Suns locker room. I guess 65 million could only buy him a haircut that made him look like the lead singer of Oasis.
8. Mike Miller-Who is that chick that plays for Memphis? The long flowing locks, the thin little hair band, Miller might spend more time looking in the mirror fixing his hair then he does shooting the J. Pic
7. Anderson Varejo-I’m not even sure how to describe this one, it kind of looks like a cross between Sideshow Bob and Doc from Back to the Future. Honestly, it looks like he was hit by lightning on more then one occasion.
6. Adam Morrison- He may be injured, but that’s not getting him off the hook for this list. Morrison’s hair resembles that of a dirty hippy, and its terrible. What is this kid thinking? Don’t even get me stared on the stache that is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. Someone get Adam a trip to Maury so he can put him on the ever popular makeover show. Pic
5. Andrew Bogut- Last year, his hair was pretty bad. When he showed up for Bucks camp he was sporting this one. Its really f-ing bad. Seriously Bogut, did you lose a bet over the summer or something?
3. Scott Pollard- Well I didn’t know any crackheads played in the NBA, but I guess they do. That is because anyone that gets hair cuts like this guy has to smoke rocks. YIKES!
2. Drew Gooden- Drew Gooden you and your crazy looking hairstyle perplexed me throughout the entire NBA playoffs. (Just about the only NBA I watch) I mean what in the name of Zeus’s beard are you doing with that thing? At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized he was dead serious. Is it like a reverse soul patch? Or did you grow that little gay patch of hair because underneath lies the window to your soul?
Chris Kaman- Where do I start? This dude is just plain old scary looking. He looks like a zombie from the Resident Evil video game. He looks like Hulk Hogan’s ugly derelict brother. This dude looks like he could be an extra for that stupid Caveman tv show, but he wouldn’t need any makeup. If my wig looked like that I would seriously blow my brains out, do the world a favor Chris shave your f’n head please.